I LOVE YOU, GOODBYE 

favorite line #1: thank you for calling so much (so much,huh? what do you suggest i do if i don't know who to call:( )

favorite line #2: thank you so much for calling to you

favorite line #3: i'm breaking up on you,too ( uuuuy! boyfriend-girlfriend mo?)

favorite line #4: well first, can i have your first and last name first?...ok for that one...you first have to save an itinerary first... ( this guy's favorite word must be "first')

favorite line #5: the passenger has to die first before you will get a refund (right! the passenger might as well hang himself for this..is that what you mean?)

favorite line #6: for this one you have to sign up first before you have to be signed up,ok?

favorite line #7: i can see that this is an unreserved reservation

favorite line #8: (the sign up process) is very free ( you mean there are sign-up processes that are slightly free or half-free?)

favorite line #9: how age is your son?

favorite line #10: do you have a pen and a ballpen? ( how about a pencil? do i need to have it,too? )

favorite line #11: please bring a government photo issued id

favorite line #12: could you repeat that again,please?

favorite line #13: because actually you need to actually sign up for an account first

favorite line #14: that is eastern pacific time (buot buot kag time zone doh!)

favorite line #15: can i have your sine in and location pless...(asa na ang american accent training?)

favorite line #16: i see here that this is just a reserved reservation ( uhuh! that's what a reservation is supposed to be!)

favorite line #17: (for an opening line..) thank you so much for that information... (yeah right! the caller hasn't even said anything yet!)

favorite line #18: ( a call during Christmas day,an agent had this for a closing remark! ) Thank you for calling and happy halloween! (YIKES! i don't think Santa is gonna give you presents for this:( )

favorite line #19: have a...have a...have a... have a happy holiday!

favorite line #20: have a...have a...have a...have a happy day! (trying to find for a better adjective for a day,huh?)

favorite line #22: would you like to reserve this for january nine or january tane? (uhuh! american accent training!)

favorite line #23: well,it defends... (i repeat! american accent training!)

favorite line #24: (new dead air verbiage!) if i don't hear from you within 5 minutes, i'm afraid i will have to release this call...(you're willing to wait that long?)

favorite line #25: i'm sorry i can't seem to access your account. are you sure you're already a passenger of expedia.com? (the passenger is calling to purchase a flight meaning he is not yet a passenger!!!! for heaven's sake!)

favorite line #26: i'm sorry but my supervisor is having a conversation right now...( conversation jud? )

favorite line #27: ok you will be leaving 9am in the morning ( wait lang! karon pa ko! is there a 9pm in the morning? )

favorite line #28: would you want to add 1 children for this itinerary? ( 1 children?! )

favorite line #29: thank you for calling, Mr. coupon (pwede diay ta makabunyag og passenger?)

favorite line #30: how many passengers will be staying in the room? ( uy! flying hotel room? )

favorite line #31: i'll just tell him nalang! ( karon pa ko! international language na diay ang tagalog!)

favorite line #32: ok for that one let me verify with my computer...according to my computer...( i would love to get that computer...what brand?)

favorite line #33: if i don't see you within 5 seconds, i'm afraid....( my goodness! we are in the philippines. how on earth can the caller be here for you to see him in 5 seconds?!)

favorite line #34: (passenger shouting on the other line) sige..sige...sige...

favorite line #35: would you like to add and attractions and services for this one? ( asa dapita sa purchase path ang "and attractions and services'? wa lagi ko kita ani?)

favorite line #36: what i can offer you is a one times courtesy void ( naay two times? )

favorite line #37: let me just walk you to the set-up ( mura man walk you to the door...kimpang ang caller? asa na dapita ang set-up?)

favorite line #38: i'm sorry but there is something wrong with the airplane...( passenger: what? my flight will still be in two months!)

favorite line #39: i need to verify this one so let me just hold you for a while,ok? (uy! very sweet na agent!)

favorite line #40: i'm sorry but because of the queue that we are having, i'm afraid my supervisor is taking a call right now.. (passenger asks how many calls are waiting) we are actually having 59 calls on queue... (sus! giduka na gali ang uban kay walay calls!)

favorilte line #41: (passenger irate. sup call. agent muted avaya and advised sup of sit while passenger shouting and making agent's ears ring...passenger said, "hello. hello. are you there? " ) sandali lang po! (sup almost fainted!)

favorite line #42: So Ms. Maynard, you are gonna be leaving from LGA going to Flint. It shows here that verything is confirmed. Is there anything else I can help you with, Miss Flint? ( nagbunyag nasad og passenger!)

favorite line #42: So, sir, you will be traveling with 1 children...

favorite line #43: yes, ma'am, it would be 2 check-in and 1 carry-on per itinerary. ( uhuh! and if there are 6 passengers on the itinerary, what then? )